Wednesday, 29 May 2013

To Goose The Thorung-La Pass Nepal Episode 12

Episode 12

Back to the World


Our goal. To Shotgun a beercan in Nepal at the highest possible altitude reachable by walking, with no camping and to film and upload it to Goosing the Globe whilst blazing hard the whole way there. This place in Nepal is the Thorung-La Pass the peak point of the famous and wildly popular Annapurna Sanctuary Trek. The Master Shotgunners that undertook this adventure as part of a two month stay in the suburbs of Kathmandu were Captain (my best friend and brother), Sheeva (my girlfriend and love) and your author Jacky-Buddo (Jack Old Man in Nepali). This guide is transcribed from my hand written notes taken every half an hour or so and is only meant to assert strategies for exceptional methods of thinking and action to experience the trail and greater Nepal in a powerful and unique way. Why live in your Lonely Planet, when you can Goose the Globe.


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I stole some amazing sandals from the guest house we stayed in because I was extremely upset that our shoes weren’t dry in the morning. They had assured us that leaving them out on the roof overnight would dry them. This was horrifically untrue however I was comfortable enough. We jumped on the extremely crowded bus at 08:00 made a couple of bus changes, be quick with these, it’s a dog eat dog world for seats. We even had to climb over a huge landslide on the road where nothing could get through and get on busses on the other side.


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We got to Beni by about 14:00 and after extensive negotiations managed a cab that would take us to our front door in Kathmandu for 9000NPR. 3000NPR each was a small price to pay to take us back to our amazing lives in Kathmandu. We switched cab drivers in Pokhara and were on our way back with an expected time of arrival of 21:00.


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We blazed hard in this taxi on our way out of Pokhara elated. We’d gotten away with it! We’d crossed the pass. These feelings soon took a back seat as night fell. I’ve driven in a lot of awful and terrifying situations the way I usually think about it is that I’m willing to die to get to where I’m going but this became a very real feeling in this cab speeding along in the darkness on these tiny roads. I started to imagine that our driver was part of some secret society that times how quickly they can make the journey from Pokhara to Kathmandu. I started to hope that I’d be killed instantly in a crash, or hopefully be thrown from the wreckage such that I could bleed out quietly as I sailed over the cliffs by the side of the river which would break my fall. It was truly terrifying. So much so that Captain, sitting in front, even put his seatbelt on! I did switch to oxygen for a bit at that point.


Eventually though I came to some sort of understanding with my fear, Sheeva was terrified also but came to this place too, and we managed to relax a bit. There was no way however that I would take my eyes off the road. We were at the Karlunki bus park in 4 hours 20mins (I know awesome right) and arranged for our brother to take us all the way to our door in the suburbs of Kathmandu, another half hour on the journey.


When we got to the Balkot it was asleep. Everyone in the Kathmandu suburbs is in bed by 20:30 just about every day, if they’re not in bed they’re at least not outside. You must live in the day. We let ourselves into our amazing fortress feeling elated. Now we’d truly succeeded in our quest to Goose and cross one of the worlds highest passes. Highest Goose going. And better still when we got back, we still had mad stash (we couldn’t even finish it in the week we remained in the Kathmandu) and the power was on.


Goose On.






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Thursday, 23 May 2013

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Monday, 20 May 2013

To Goose The Thorung-La Pass Nepal Episode 11

Episode 11

Day 9. The Thorung-La Goose


Our goal. To Shotgun a beercan in Nepal at the highest possible altitude reachable by walking, with no camping and to film and upload it to Goosing the Globe whilst blazing hard the whole way there. This place in Nepal is the Thorung-La Pass the peak point of the famous and wildly popular Annapurna Sanctuary Trek. The Master Shotgunners that undertook this adventure as part of a two month stay in the suburbs of Kathmandu were Captain (my best friend and brother), Sheeva (my girlfriend and love) and your author Jacky-Buddo (Jack Old Man in Nepali). This guide is transcribed from my hand written notes taken every half an hour or so and is only meant to assert strategies for exceptional methods of thinking and action to experience the trail and greater Nepal in a powerful and unique way. Why live in your Lonely Planet, when you can Goose the Globe.



I woke up warm in my micro fleece and sleeping bag. Today would be the day of our Thorung-La crossing. It had snowed a bit through the night but nowhere near the amount it would have to for us to stay in. I honestly wonder what that level of snow would be? I said to myself at the time the only way I wouldn’t be going over was if some Nepali person that I really felt I trusted purely based on my intuition at the time implored me to not go over. That is unless I could obviously see for myself that attempting a cross would be folly.


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I did know that morning though that my feet were not going to stay dry. I didn’t know how long they would stay that way. I was in my warmest walking rig. My absolute clothing Alamo. Long underwear that’s stretchy and cool to sweat in, top and bottom. Micro fleece inner, top. Tailored woolen shirt. Black Jeans. Thick micro fleece jacket. Heavy cotton polyester jacket. Shawl. Om Na VaShiva Nepali scarf given to me my jiggery (heartly friend) Santosh. One pair wool socks from the Nepal Cap house Kathmandu and my black Palladiums. Not waterproof but I did get a lot of compliments from Nepali people on them. Ordinarily I would just set out with only everything except for the extra micro fleece layers on top and have to strip off my heavy cotton polyester jacket about half an hour into walking. This day I did not get out of my extra layers at all.


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We settled out bill and set out at 06:20 clutching a couple of very dear extra mars bars. I spent about 1200NPR at the Thorung Base Camp. We got to the head of the track but weren’t entirely sure which way to go. The whole way to get to this point had been so easy but it had snowed the night before so the path was buried! We trudged back inside heads held high about to make a great decision. Unless it’s your thing, let the brothers go out there before you and stamp down the track. We stood around freezing for a few minutes while a fittish 30 something English guy and his two porters took off and then we were out of the gates.


It’s phenomenally beautiful. It’s fucking hard walking. But you will finish. You must.


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One foot in front of the other nice and slow. You’ve left early enough. You’ve got time. Take rest when ever you need it. Return is not an option. Keep your feet.


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The path becomes a lot more apparent as you get further away from base camp. There is a bridge to cross. A “half way hut”, which is a small un insulated stone cabin with out a door and with one other locked room. Sheeva and one porter used this shelter to change out wet socks. Then there is the actual pass with a similar structure on it that was locked but did provide amazing refuge from wind.


We were at the pass by no later than 10:00. We goosed the fuck outta two can each, took our photos and drank in amazing scenery in every direction. Mars the legend that he was just hung around us like he had been want to all through the trek. It was an amazing human animal relationship experience for he having him come all the way up. I love that dog. I had Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon Any Colour you Like playing on top of the pass and as I listen to it as I write now, I realize that this pass crossing was one of the most amazing and rewarding things I’ve ever done. It was the hardest physical challenge I have ever had to face still having said that it was not the hardest physical challenge I could ever face. It inspired me to do more. To push more boundaries. To do it while others are just talking about it. I passed through feeling empowered and refreshed.

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So the Thorung-La was bossed. A porter brother brought up the rear after we had finished all our necessities on the pass. I had helped this brother out before when I’d seen him struggling. He hadn’t taken Chai in the morning so was feeling very weak but I hit him up with a mars bar even after he chided me in the half way hut for bugging him while he was switching out his socks. He smiled at me and said “five more minutes, big winds come” and carried on down the other side. How many summits had he done? He passed through with his people and carried on down the other side. It’s not that the natural beauty of these places is lost on the Nepali people it’s just that they have such a different connection to the land that we have, it’s home for them, they’ve grown up around it. We heard the brother out and began down in the next few minutes.

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The down hill was really quite awful. It’s far steeper, extremely snowy, rocky and icy. It’s not super fun but all one has to do is get to the bottom in one piece which is easy enough if one is extremely careful and takes their time. I did a lot of snow walking on the way down in say 25cm to 30cm of snow. It acts like a shock absorber and you can get down quickly but this was where my feet really started to get wet.


Captain had sprinted ahead on the way down using the snow walking technique; I could see the huge gouges he’d made in the fresh snow on his way down. Some sort of machine this brother of m.i.n.e was. He had seriously physically destroyed the trail over the whole course of the journey barely breaking a sweat, true to his Nepali Seal Hawk legend. As I got towards Muktinath at about 14:45 I came into phone reception and gave him a ring. We had to haul ass because a jeep was leaving at 15:00 and for all we knew it could have been the last jeep for the day. I told Sheeva the situation and we both took off as quickly as we could to meet him at the jeep.


As we passed through Muktinath Mars bounded up to us. He’d been ahead with Captain. What were we to do with him? We could have easily managed to take him back to the Valley but what then? We had contemplated taking him up into the hills around Kathmandu where we’d being scoring ounces on ounces of extremely cheap, ultra organic cow and goat stomach medicine aka The Chronic. We thought he might feel homely there and could live out his time in the comfort of the valley but we decided against this. No matter what his fate he was a mountain dog. This was his area of operation. In a few days time he’d make the crossing back into Manang and be back in his happy hunting ground. We barely had a minute with him once we got to the jeep, which might have been a good thing, and we were back to the world and off the legs at 15:30.


We rolled into Jonsom, fairly tired but nothing out of the ordinary. We needed to find a great guest house with a gas geyser shower so we could wash but after walking around for a while we completely lost interest in this and our only concern became getting our wet shoes off our feet and we took the first guesthouse that promised us a fire, which didn’t even happen. It didn’t matter. We had made it. Fed and watered in the Jonsom by 18:00 watching Star Movies.


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Monday, 13 May 2013

To Goose The Thorung-La Pass Nepal Episode 10

Episode 10

Day 8. To the Staging Area


Our goal. To Shotgun a beercan in Nepal at the highest possible altitude reachable by walking, with no camping and to film and upload it to Goosing the Globe whilst blazing hard the whole way there. This place in Nepal is the Thorung-La Pass the peak point of the famous and wildly popular Annapurna Sanctuary Trek. The Master Shotgunners that undertook this adventure as part of a two month stay in the suburbs of Kathmandu were Captain (my best friend and brother), Sheeva (my girlfriend and love) and your author Jacky-Buddo (Jack Old Man in Nepali). This guide is transcribed from my hand written notes taken every half an hour or so and is only meant to assert strategies for exceptional methods of thinking and action to experience the trail and greater Nepal in a powerful and unique way. Why live in your Lonely Planet, when you can Goose the Globe.

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Out of Ledar after completing all the necessary requirements by 08:20. These mornings are the hardest because it is just so cold especially on ones feet seeing as though they are put directly into the freezers that are your shoes. The only remedy to this is to get moving as quickly as possible.

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We arrived at Thorung Phedi following the trail along the Kone Khola at 10:20 and stopped to take chai. How could we concluding our days walk at 10:20? It was so easy? However we were wrong, we were feeling amazing and it was so early in the day why not go for the base camp? Hell it’s what everyone else was doing and we were bossing the trail as well as any of them. So we set out to make the climb to the Thorung-La high camp. The closer one gets to the Thorung-La the more congested the track becomes with other trekkers and their guide/porter brothers.


The walk to the base camp is rocky and steep twisting and turning path which was still a bit snowy from a snow storm approximately ten days prior. In fact as we were leaving to take on the Thorung-La back in Kathmandu Captain met a boy who had been up at high camp ready to make the crossing who had been snowed in three feet and had to wait at Thorung Base Camp for three days before he could head back through the valley in devastation having been rejected for crossing by the Thorung-La gods.

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Despite this we were chillen in the base camp in night clothes awaiting Dal Bhat at 13:24. We spent the rest of the afternoon and night trying desperately to stay warm so much so that we had our sleeping bags in the tea-house with us. We had a very close call when Captain took the initiative to get the fire roaring and caused a small kerosene explosion that singed every hair on his face. Imagining the horror of a face burn in this place was a hectic wake up call. And not even a minute after this Captain nearly sculled a mouthful of kerosene instead of his water bottle. It wasn’t his night. I wasn’t feeling terribly amazing either. The presence had returned to my head and I didn’t take a second unit of Dal instead picking at some fried potatoes with zero appetite. More important than this however was that I felt strong and clear headed so I went off to bed feeling excited to complete our quest in the next 24 hours.


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Tuesday, 7 May 2013

The Pushkar Camel Fair India

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The Pushkar Camel Fair takes place every November over the Kartik Purnima Full moon in the town of Pushkar which is just outside of Ajmer city Rajasthan. It is attended by 300,000 plus. The attendees are; camel owners and traders, Rajasthani farmers, devout Hindus making pilgrimage to the Pushkar Lake and Brahmin temple (the only one of it’s kind in the world), real life Indian carneys, Indians from all over the sub-continent selling their wares and massive amounts of tourists from all corners of the world with their huge digital SLRs. And don’t forget the 20,000 plus camels, horses, cows and other livestock. My girlfriend Sheeva and I attended the fair in 2012 and it was awesome.

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Getting to Pushkar is so easy. Ajmer is the fifth biggest city in Rajasthan and it’s train station sits right in the middle of many popular destinations in Rajasthan eg. Jaipur, Udaipur, Johdpur and Ranthmbhor. Get to Ajmer by India Rail second-class fan, you will learn the most in this setting, be safe and pay a ridiculously cheap price to get anywhere. Make sure you are specific when you buy your train ticket and demand the top bunk. If you don’t get it, one can usually just set up on the top bunk anyways and most Indians will be cool with it. The main reasons to take the top bunk are; you can sleep and stretch out at all times and that the annoying aspects of India Rail; beggars, wallahs and overly inquisitive Indians are easily avoided on the top bunk. Ajmer is about 18hours from Mumbai.


Ajmer seems to most foreigners to be just another India city where they have to change trains and this doesn’t miss the mark by much. It does have a very holy Muslim Durga with beautiful gardens, however unless one is very interested in seeing this Durga the only thing it serves to do it draw millions of pilgrims to Ajmer that overload the India Rail. Pushkar is the place to be. The best thing we did in Ajmer was drive in, go to a high class wedding with our guest house owner and drive on out.


From the train station it is a 50 rupee ride with a brother to the bus station for Pushkar or you can walk if you’re feeling it, it’s about 20 minutes walk. During festival time the busses are coming and going from Pushkar to Ajmer constantly and it is only a 14 rupee ride. It is 11kms from Ajmer to Pushkar through a narrow and winding mountain pass. It can be a little bit hairy on some of the corners. Best to just close your eyes.


From the Pushkar bus stop just walk it! There will be so many brothers trying to get you to go every which way. Pushkar is so small so depending on the time of day just get someone to point you in the direction of the lake and walk the five minutes there and it will all become clear. If you want to stay right in the middle of the action you’ll be right there once you get to the lake if you want to find a quieter place to stay walk until it starts to get quieter. If you don’t know where you want to be or don’t really care try Hotel Kanhaia Haveli. I stayed there on this trip and two years earlier (2010) and built an amazing relationship with the owner and his family during which him, his wife, a Baba and I travelled with no notice (I was the instigator of the action) to the Maha Khumba Mela at Haridwar which saw 10 million people bathe in the Ganges on April 14th with yours truly, but that is another story.


Their hotel is clean, fairly affordable, they had heaps of rooms during the festival (booking ahead is not something one needs to do for the Pushkar Camel Fair) and if you hassel Satish (the owner) enough you can have hot water within ten minutes. This did get quite annoying. It has the highest rooftop in all of Pushkar as well with an awesome restaurant on top run by my heartly friend Dolath. He cooks amazing food in a very simple kitchen, speaks amazing English and when he’s not working his ass off is up for a jaunt around town to the festival or to his families home for chai. He’s a real country Indian and has countless amazing stories and legends to tell.

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We arrived with a friend we had met on the train (an Argentinian woman, a doctor) at about 16:00 on the second day of the festival and were warmly greeted and settled in. What luck it was that we showed up with a Doctor, Dolath had burnt his hand to a crisp only two days before during the last days of the Diwali festival letting off a firework and the outlook for right hand, his livelihood looked bleak. It wasn’t two days before it was nearly 100% healed after Ali The Argentine gave it the treatment.


So the festival runs over the course of five days officially but the town is going off for about 7 days before the full moon night and 4 days after the full moon night. The camel fair is right on the edge of Pushkar after passing the Brahmin temple anyone can direct passage there, the trick is to know how to get there by avoiding the main Bazaar which gets more and more crowded until the peak day when it can take up to an hour to make the usual 10 minute jaunt.


The main bazaar is just one street back from the holy Pushkar Lake. It’s going off during the camel fair with constant holy music playing and worshippers touching the place where part of Brahmas lotus weapon touched the earth after he dispatched Vajranabha. The Bahmin temple also gets progressively more trafficked. On the ghats of the Pushkar lake there are no shoes allowed but one may carry them in ones hands and it is so not uncommon to see someone walking brazenly over the holy grounds in travellers boots or locals chapals equally. However don’t roll up on the Brahmin temple as the festival goes on with shoe’s you’re not willing to surrender to an insane constantly trafficked shoe mountain.


It is just a marvel to see this little town going mental. There are a few main areas to float between. I whiled away hours and hours just walking between and interacting in these few areas.


The main bazaar


It’s where the simplest to use restaurants are. There are endless shops selling all of the tourist stuff. Near constant heckling. All around fun place. There are lots of little alleyway shortcuts and thoroughfares and because it’s the last street before the lake it has shops made from ghat buildings and entranceways to all of the various ghats. All the roof top restaurants just about sell beer which is cool because alcohol is illegal in Pushkar in step with the Brahmin tradition of not taking the alcohol. Meat is also not allowed but yes, this is India, of course you can get it anything is possible but you’ll have to search for it. Ajmer is also only half an hour away if you need meat.


The Lake


The lake (don’t swim the water is rank!) and it’s surrounding ghats are a great place to just chill out. Some parts are insanely trafficked during the festival time but there is near always a place that one can go to and just chill out and contemplate. You must not wear shoes but you can carry them there (unlike in the Brahma temple) and in places there are signs saying no photography however this is only really referring to the fact that people bathing should not be photographed, no one will care if you are shooting so long as you’re not snapping bathers. Loads of brothers are patrolling the ghats and the surrounding areas offering Pujas (prayer rituals) to passing westerners. They are masters of manipulation and conversation. They are going to ask you for money if you receive a puja from them. Just be strong and do what any Indian would do and give them ten rupees, they’ll try and try and sometimes even turn rude but all they did was say a few words, give you a flower that’s worth less than nothing to them and probably tie a piece of string around your wrist, no one is giving them huge denominations of western currency to do this no matter what they may say. Observe their skills in influence and manipulation but remain strong.


However this is not the strongest con going around at the Pushkar camel fair I’ll describe that right now. Sheeva, Ali the Argentine and I had just walked into the camel fair area for the first time and we were blown away, so many camels, horses being ridden bareback through the crowds, motorbikes zooming in every direction and hundreds of Indians trying to sell everything from sugar cane to camel rides to tourist knick knacks. We were approached by a group of three or so young girls offering free hena. Sheeva and Ali were immediately taken and began getting hena done on their hands the dunes in amongst all of the action. I went off my separate way and started exploring the area. I walked around for an hour or so and spent an hour or so haggling with a guy for some ganja and ended up smoking a J with him on top of the biggest sand dune and met up with Sheeva again afer. I asked her where Ali had gone and she told me she’d gone with the hena girls and their family (the mother another young girl and a baby had joined them) to their home.


A few hours later we caught up with Ali her face all lovely and made up her arms covered up to her elbows with henna and the greatest smile on her face. She’d just come from the carnival area where the Indian girls had taken her on rides bought her fairy floss and even a scarf that she was proudly wearing. She’d just had the best time and tomorrow she was going to see their home. We met her again the next day and boy oh boy was she low. Would you believe it, that family was living in squalor. They were living in a tent full of holes on the edge of the camel fair and looked to be having a rough time of it but Ali being the good natured caring person that she is was going to help them out. She assessed that they needed a tent and the next day at 09:00 the girls were going to meet her to take her to buy a tent for them for something like 6000 rupees (110USD). Alarm bells started going off for me and I told her this in the nicest possible way. She was receptive and took this advice on board and started to ask around with some locals. She’d made great friends with an Indian guy Pawan who’s restaurant we frequented and when she asked him he just laughed. He explained that this is just another one of the jobs that people do at the fair. With the huge influx of tourists for the festival instead of their only being one in one hundred people ripe for the scamming there were now 20 of two thousand tourists ripe for the scamming. He explained that after the transaction was made and Ali moved on they would simply return the tent and give the seller a cut, they would even arrange this transaction right in front of her with the tent seller without her ever knowing. It’s a larger version of the old mother with baby begging for milk which she’ll then just return for cash. Con artists know how to play off your emotions, they’ve done it before they’re very good at it.

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He explained that these people probably have a house with a television in it in Ajmer with a father that works in construction who spends any money he doesn’t put towards home making on liquor. She was shocked. Pawan just laughed and we went out with him that night and had a great time. Sure enough 09:00 rolled around the next day and not a minute after the girls were there waiting to escort Ali to the ATM to get out cash for the tent, however by some grace of lore Shiva her ATM card had ceased working the night before. Needless to say the girls were not pleased and it was obvious to see this in their new mannerism. She managed to escape them but said she would talk to them later. She spoke to our chef Dolath and he ran through the exact same story Pawan had told us laughing the whole way through until he got to the end and got deadly serious asking if she’d handed over any money, when she said no he got right back to laughing his ass off. The girls saw Sheeva and I in the stadium the next day and all they could ask us was “where’s Ali? Come to our tent? Where is Ali?”. They even brought along their “little brother” to manage the English speaking. It’s a nice little racket that they run, more for fun our Indian friends told us than anything and they’re damn good at it. If her ATM card hadn’t of worked she may well have just gotten done, which is not so bad, hell 100USD wont kill you but it’s just such a waste to get conned. I’m not saying that there aren’t people out there that need help, but if you’re serious about helping people work with an established organization or start one yourself.


The Livestock and Handlers Living Space

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This is one of the most exciting aspects of the Pushkar camel fair. Camels for days, there are just so many of them and their owners living in the open and in their tents on the sand dunes on the border of Pushkar. There’s also a horse section and some cows but otherwise one can just get lost walking around this area. There’s also true watery Rajasthan dal to be had, it’s ridiculously hot. I spent most of my time on top of a hill in the livestock area where there was a shot set up with shade. Be warned though this shop sells pepsi for 100rupees a pop. It was up here that I also managed to score some ganja from some brothers who were selling wares from Fatehpur Sikri. There was a group of ten Indian boys (unmarried) and two men who were running their crew. They had a shop in the festival area (which in the back doubled as their living, sleeping and cooking area) with all the other shops and they had also invested into putting a shop on top of the hill next to the 100 rupee soft drink and chai shop. I got badly ripped off on the ganja but it was just about worth it to make some friends. I would see the guys every day and when my girlfriend and I would go walking in the camel fair area during the night time (this is the best time to go into the camel fair, there are no other white faces there, it’s an amazing experience) we would go and hang out with them as well. The photographic opportunities in the livestock area are off the charts except you’ll have to be careful not go get a million other photographers in your shots. There are certain parts of the camel fair that must just look exactly as they looked hundreds of years ago, that is until someone pulls out a mobile phone. One night as I stood in the doorway of a guest house near the fair I had three old traditionally garbed Rajasthani farmers walk right up to me and start talking to me in Rajasthani just like it was the most normal thing in the world, Pawan came walking out of the guest house laughing and he moved them on. He explained to me laughing that these are just mad country people with no concept of modernity and the west, such that they were asking me if there was room to stay at my guest house.

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The Carnival and Stadium

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A lot of action here and where the real Indian Carney’s should be filmed, they all look just so glum. There are about three petrol powered pirate ship rides with no restraints. About three Indian Ferris wheels which are anything but romantic with their vomit inducing nauseating speed sans restraints. We did in fact see one India girl vomit right in the middle of the ride. There is a circus that is constantly running although oftentimes it can be embarrassingly un-funny and just downright lame. There’s a mini rollercoaster and not one but two Indian style wheel of death’s.

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I only saw one wheel of death show and it was the most amazing show I have ever seen, forget Circ Du Solei, forget Chris Angel the India Wheel of death is hands down the most ballsiest and psychopathic entertainment I have ever seen. 30rupees. The audience takes the stairs to stand on top of a platform encircling a 25ft circular wall with two motorbikes and two little hatchbacks parked in the middle at the bottom. They start their engines and with a tiny head of steam start driving around the bottom of the 25ft wooden wall. As their speed picks up they reach higher and higher on the wall, this all happens in an instant until they are speeding around, two hatchbacks and two motorcycles, 25ft of the ground snatching 10 and 20 rupee notes from the outstretched hands of screaming and smiling Indians. There are children in the backs of the cars grabbing money. The guys on the motorbikes are driving so effortlessly horizontal at 25ft in the air that they can close their eyes and stretch out their hands crucifix style in between rupee snatching rounds. They move through a disturbing routine of tailgating and weaving amongst each other before one by one descending back down to holy terra. After the show they stand out front of their wheel of death and soak up the smiles and cries of hero from the astounded crowd as they file out. It is a must see!


The stadium is pretty cool too. There are lots of pop up Indian circus performances with acts ranging from child contortionists to child slack line performers to snake and monkey charmers. It’s also the place to get your camel ride on, pay no more than 150 rupees for a basic around the camel fair area and back ride. There are also all kinds of performances running throughout the day and night including a foreigners vs Indian cricket match, a turban tying competition and a mustache competition.


The Sunrise and Sunset Lookouts


Super easy to find once in Pushkar, ask the nearest indian which one is the idea to observe the sunrise from and the other will be for sunset. The sunset walk takes about 40 minutes from the bottom of the track and it’s about the same of the sunrise track.

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It’s an awesome time to be in Pushkar, although be warned it becomes massively overloaded with cops who will bust you if you Goose inefficiently or stealthlessly in public no matter how disinterested they look. I’ve been there when the camel fair has not been on before and it’s still a cool place but it’s just on mad overdrive when the festival is on so there’s a lot more exciting stuff going on and it in no way means you can’t get peace and quiet there so long as you’ve chosen a place with a good rooftop, this I think is always key in India, get high!

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Monday, 6 May 2013

To Goose The Thorung-La Pass Nepal Episode 9

Episode 9

Walking Day 7. Heading North


Our goal. To Shotgun a beercan in Nepal at the highest possible altitude reachable by walking, with no camping and to film and upload it to Goosing the Globe whilst blazing hard the whole way there. This place in Nepal is the Thorung-La Pass the peak point of the famous and wildly popular Annapurna Sanctuary Trek. The Master Shotgunners that undertook this adventure as part of a two month stay in the suburbs of Kathmandu were Captain (my best friend and brother), Sheeva (my girlfriend and love) and your author Jacky-Buddo (Jack Old Man in Nepali). This guide is transcribed from my hand written notes taken every half an hour or so and is only meant to assert strategies for exceptional methods of thinking and action to experience the trail and greater Nepal in a powerful and unique way. Why live in your Lonely Planet, when you can Goose the Globe.


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Up at 06:00 for the call of nature, Tibetan bread at 7:30, bill sorted, equipment check, out of the Manang 08:15 with the expectation of reaching Ghusang in 1.25hrs. 2200NPR expenditure for two amazing nights in the Manang.


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From this point the track leads north again following the Thorung Khola to Ledar and then the Kone Khola through to Thorung Phedi. If you didn’t notice it massively the days before you will now. You are walking at massive altitude. Sheeva and I were no sort of fit but believe we’re no scrubs either and still frequent and lengthy rest stops were necessary.


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Because the track is heading north it gets a lot more sun than the trails we’d be walking on before and this was madly appreciated. Mars was thoroughly enjoying the track at one point charging headlong down a steep valley wall to mess with a family of musk deer. Watching him charge down the slopes and seeing the deer utilizing millions of years of evolutionary sophistication to evade the old mountain dog with ease really made me feel like I was watching a national geographic documentary. What endurance our Mars had, he was back on the trail within ten minutes after his fruitless endeavor that would have added another two hours to our walk.


We were through Yak Kharka by 11:47 after negotiating passage with a huge herd of giant Yaks that Mars was enraging and after passing the valley hosting the Ghyanchan Khola and some spectacular views of the south face of Chulu 6584m. At 12:40 we hit the Ledar suspension bridge and were settled fed and watered at Ledar by 14:24 that was only another hours walk from Yak Kharka.

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This walk was extremely beautiful. The western side of the Thorung Khola valley is so sheer and barren and all of it’s peaks are over 5000m. Not even worth a name on the map so tiny they are! At 15:41 I did something that I would highly recommend one does before they embark on the walk, educating oneself in altitude sickness. I read out loud to my party the dangers and symptoms of altitude sickness from some information a young English gap year boy had brought with him and it made me paranoid, so much so that I quit blowing smoke signals for a minute and switched to oxygen.


We were showing no signs and were all feeling good except for the moment that I finished reading I did start to feel a sort of “prescence” in my head, not a headache, there was no pain but I did start to feel something but I took my focus away from it and started dumping the Diamox on a schedule of 250mg every 12 hours and I would highly recommend this to anyone hitting the Thorung-La except I would begin the dumping schedule in Manang. Diamox assists your body in it’s acclimatization process as you go higher and higher.


We enjoyed the rest of the sunlight in the sun room and carried out all necessary homework to prepare for the rest of the trek. Ledar is a really brutal and beautiful place. You might be staying in a giant stone fortress that would seem so well insulated however there might be an inch gap between the door of your room and the stone so you are effectively always outside. Any water that is not running constantly will be frozen stiff. Everything is made more difficult by the altitude as well. If you’re squirming in your sleeping bag you may well wake up and find your self completely out of breath. However I did not suffer from this after Manang for some reason. Mars had to sleep outside the room that night because he really couldn’t make up his mind to come into our room and I couldn’t hold the door open for him another minute.


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